.NEWS Vs DIMWITS…
News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
Dimwits: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!
News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
Dimwits: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful
News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
Dimwits: This is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.
News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Niger State as COS.
Dimwits: Remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don’t you see; Buhari, Kyari & now Gambari?! Niger people were originally Fulanis before their blood line mixed with Nupe & Gbayi!
News: Uromi railway completed.
Dimwits: It’s a lie, I past there yesterday!
News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
Dimwits: And so fucking what? Is this how a 20th century rail should look like? Why are you celebrating mediocrity?
News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
Dimwits: What nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80’s? If he had allowed it to be finished would we still be building it?
News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into the contract for the road was done.
Dimwits: And so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don’t deserve any celebration.
News: Army suffers setback as troops run into ambush.
Dimwits: Foolish Soldiers/Government! See how Bokoharam is destroying them.
News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill 67 & capture 5.
Dimwits: Where are the bodies? We don’t need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can’t you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don’t you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don’t you bomb all of Bornu & Yobe? Why don’t you set Sambisa on fire? Why is PMB not at the warfront with them?
News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
Dimwits: Coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .
News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting up facilities:
Dimwits: It’s a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!
News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
Dimwits: May God grant you healing.
News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
Dimwits: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
News: PMBs test comes back negative.
Dimwits: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.
News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
Dimwits: Are we sure he’s the one being buried? Who is in Aso Rock? Where is Osinbajo?
News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
Dimwits: He is an audio VP! He has been reduced to nothing
Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles!
~Chief Ojukwu (Twitter)