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The Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria SMAN  has held its end of year Party at the Cheapaest Hotel in Nigeria .  Bar Beach

Everyone was invited as They Served Cold Ocean Breeze and  gave everyone the option to enjopy the Salty Ocean Water Smell

Present Wass Their Life Long BOT Board of Trustees Chairman Mohamadu Buhari Who Made The Option  that from now on Any man

Who allows his wife to get Fat like Orobo  will be booted from the Association .

The Motto was changed from Let me see what i can do to Pepper never rests

 

The Secreatry Mr Godwin Obaseki reminded everyone of the Plan To Ban Smiling in Public places in 2023

However They kept their 3 Canons intact

1.Never Open your Wallet in front of Any Woman

2.Never Go To Shopping Malls and other Expensive Places with any woman except your Mother

3.Always Pick a quarrel with POS operators ATMs ( yes you can quarrel with ATM ) any time you see your Girlfriend Wife

 

When it was time to dance they danced and sprayed each other with  100naira note . Have you seen People Spray Only One hundred Naira

Aka Spray me i pick it and Spray you back . It was Fun night for all .

The Party Ended with Stingy men Bragging about their 2022 Exploits  Some came with Cheap Dry Gin costing Ten Naira A litre   and some wereseen trying to buy Beer Suya n Other Drinks  with Bar Beach Sand  just like their friends abroad who tried to Sell Snow To Eskimos

 

 

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